Blockstream spies are everywhere it seems. It’s probably better to ask who isn’t a spy. No one will suspect you of being a Blockstream Spy while wearing this hat, because no spy would wear a hat that says “Spy” in big bold white letters. Now you can sneak around undetected and gather intelligence on big blockers so we can keep them from successfully scaling Bitcoin with Gigameg blocks. Make sure to submit your weekly reports on time.
– Injection-moulded rubber badge on the front that reads “Blockstream Spy”
– Premium metal snap closure
– Embedded communicator to talk to fellow spies
– Unique mesh material under the brim which represents the network of spies
– +10 to stealth